" I would spend hours just flipping through magazines tearing stuff out. Not anything specific, just whatever appealed to me in that instant." -- David Singer
Random stuff: "I've been described as being in a constant state of sarcasm." ? "What can I say, my mind is occupied by more important matters than semantics" ? "Here's a new joke I just made up: 'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' 'No one.' 'No one who?' 'No one. Just no one. Ever.'" ? "The universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere" ? "Why are you not dead yet? You'd think natural selection would be more efficient" ? "Live like you will die tomorrow, because you never know how fast tomorrow will come" ? "DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE LIVING UPSIDE DOWN?!?" ? "don't cry. eat cake" ? PS: These are all lame except the ones where I am witty
"If you are reading this, you are clearly basking in my magnificence"
oh by the way I'm Sam
and don't offer me green eggs and ham.